chef tessa:)

i told kamran i'd cook him a roast chicken dinner.

this comic is just to give him a warning of what just MIGHT happen. just a tiny miniscule possibility. like chances are it wont happen but still if it does i can be all like "well kamran, i DID warn you.hell not my fault you choose to be a risktaker." that way he cant get all up in my grill about it.

i swear im a heaps good cook.

Say NO to Racism!!!

Ok i got this new job at iinet, and its pretty cool.

One thing i like about it is you get free fruit, jelly beans and nuts whenever you want...so yeah i was chomping down on a handful of jelly beans when i noticed something...

Now we all know how delicious tasting the white ones are...and i do not know ONE person who likes the black ones...they taste like ass...

...then it hit me...

do the jelly bean companies do this on purpose? in the same way the media portrays black men as criminals, people to be scared of...i believe the jelly bean companies are doing the same!!

By making the white ones absolutely delicious, and the black ones so horrible you want to rip your tongue out after eating one, they are subconciously implanting the idea that WHITE IS BETTER THAN BLACK!!

I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! we MUST put a stop to this! Join me in the good fight! Eat a black jelly bean and show them they cant keep the man down!!!

RACISM IS WRONG. JELLY BEANS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!

It's the thought that counts...

Ok so i actually wanted to make a cartoon this morning in flash....but then i realised im way too lazy and cant be bothered.  So i just put my idea into another comic for you to enjoy...great huh?

okay so ive been thinking...

ive been having a long hard think the past few days and i have come to realise a few simple truths:

1) Me and tess are probably the coolest people to every exist on this planet. Really.

2) Tessa is probably too cool to ever post on this blog maybe more than once a month. So really im gonna have to start holding it down and churning out some toons for you peeps

3) Peanut butter and chocolate is probably the best ever idea. Ever. EVER. And that includes other cool ideas like the internet, swinging, and television

4) I dont seem to have anything better to do than type on this blog noone reads

5) This is probably the best picture of George Bush ever taken:

6) Google images isnt a whole lot of fun with safe search set to "on"

7) This is a tomatoe:

8) Im pretty sure tomato is spelled without the "e"

9) If i type "tessa rules" in google images i get this:

My First Cartoon :)

how exciting.
i did it using paint whereas kamran used some photoshop shit.
i'd say its pretty good for a first attempt.
way better than kamran's anyway
:)

Birthdays generally suck

It was my birthday last week. It gets to a point where u dont really care its your birthday but just want an excuse to have a party and get really messed up with your friends. I actually ended up having a joint party with my mate whos birthday was last saturday.

Anyway im rambling. I drew this picture.

Pandas are people too

I guess cos this is the first post i shud introduce myself...im not going to. Im really cool so i dont need to do things like that. Im just gonna post a comic that will make u rofl. megas...

I did this comic cos im totally annoying this chick and i figure if i wanna annoy her without getting my email address blocked i better send her funny stuff. And i also like pandas. so yeah i did this little thing and sent it to her. And she laughed. Score one for me. And my email address still got blocked.