Sunday, August 10, 2008

Murs & 9th Wonder - Sweet Lord

The world's greatest producer and your favourite rappers rapper have done it again...and this time its free!

If you dont know murs, and you dont know 9th, then you just aint knowin.

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01) The Intro
02) Are You Ready?
03) Nina Ross
04) Free
05) And I Love It
06) Pusshhhhhh
07) It’s For Real
08) Marry Me
09) Love The Way
10) Murs Inatra

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Monday, June 9, 2008

ok myspace is back...phew

Ok...its ok...myspace is back.

Gosh everything is ok again...

That was scary...

In other news my computer died, and I fixed it...So i better do a comic soon.

Pretty sure the comic about me and my train buddy is long overdue....

Oh and did I mention pandas are heaps cute?



Well they are.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Where is our space?!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH

Myspace is gone!!

Thats all...Im just pretty surprised. No its not undergoing renovations...when i type www.myspace.com into my browser (Opera OR IE) there is NOTHING

NATA!

ZIP!!

Whats goin on?!?

I feel so scared and alone...

:(

Monday, June 2, 2008

A few things about tessa


Well we run this blog....(mostly me) but u dont really know much about us...well im not gonna talk about me...that would be self-absorbed....so im gonna talk about tessa. Heres a few things that might be important to know, should you ever be approached by the tess...

1) Shes really cool. Most likely alot cooler than you

So always avoid eye contact. Only because once you make that contact you are probably going home a broken person. I mean if u really want to bruise your ego, go ahead, approach her...just dont say i didnt warn you.

2) You dont get ahold of her. She gets ahold of you

About 10% of my myspace messages to her are actually replied to. Slightly more text messages cos its harder to pretend you arent at your phone (we carry them around with us most of the day). Still id say its a 60/40 split as to messages i send and messages i get back. And thats on a good day. Just know, if she wants to talk to you, she'll get ahold of YOU.

3) She doesnt wear clothes, the clothes wear her

This girl could rock up to the club in a black bin bag and sponges strapped to her feet and youd be like "damn! how does she make that work?!?"...look dont talk to her about fashion cos im afraid she wrote the book on it. The only thing that makes her look bad is if YOU are standing next to her...actually, that might make you look that little bit better....go try it...but refer to point 1 if you do.

4) She doesnt take a bad picture



Ok that one was a lie :) awww dont be mad tessa...we cant all be perfect.... (like me *ahem*)

:)

Sunday, May 25, 2008

chef tessa:)

i told kamran i'd cook him a roast chicken dinner.

this comic is just to give him a warning of what just MIGHT happen. just a tiny miniscule possibility. like chances are it wont happen but still if it does i can be all like "well kamran, i DID warn you.hell not my fault you choose to be a risktaker." that way he cant get all up in my grill about it.


i swear im a heaps good cook.



Monday, May 5, 2008

Say NO to Racism!!!

Ok i got this new job at iinet, and its pretty cool.

One thing i like about it is you get free fruit, jelly beans and nuts whenever you want...so yeah i was chomping down on a handful of jelly beans when i noticed something...

Now we all know how delicious tasting the white ones are...and i do not know ONE person who likes the black ones...they taste like ass...

...then it hit me...

do the jelly bean companies do this on purpose? in the same way the media portrays black men as criminals, people to be scared of...i believe the jelly bean companies are doing the same!!

By making the white ones absolutely delicious, and the black ones so horrible you want to rip your tongue out after eating one, they are subconciously implanting the idea that WHITE IS BETTER THAN BLACK!!

I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! we MUST put a stop to this! Join me in the good fight! Eat a black jelly bean and show them they cant keep the man down!!!

RACISM IS WRONG. JELLY BEANS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!


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Friday, May 2, 2008

Sorry :)

Ok sorry i havent put anything up recently. Ive had to move out of my place cos my bathroom is getting renovated...

...the joy of it all...

...and yeah anyway my laptop isnt really set up in an ideal place for doing cartoons...(im at work just now writing this)....

...BUT i have a new one coming as soon as i can. Its going to be an adventure about me and my train buddy elise (Elise is REALLY cool. But shes not too cool to talk to me...thats the type of cool i like)

So yeah. Look out for train buddies....coming soon...oh yay :)


This is how excited you should be :)

Friday, April 25, 2008

It's the thought that counts...

Ok so i actually wanted to make a cartoon this morning in flash....but then i realised im way too lazy and cant be bothered.  So i just put my idea into another comic for you to enjoy...great huh?


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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Its a cool, cool world

So yeah theres this pretty cool chick i know, and we havent like hung out in a little while, and yeah its pretty sucky...so anyway DJ Marky is tomorrow nite, but she doesnt think shes goin (probably cos i am) so yeah i figured maybe i can get lucky and she thinks cartoons are cool...

See the idea is that if she thinks cartoons are cool, and i draw one, maybe she will think IM cool and we can hang out. (i am cool. but when u arent as cool as someone, you dont look very cool to them. Just ask Tessa)....

So yeah i drew this for her. Hey with a bit of luck she'll come hang out with me again. Cos shes pretty fun. But like i said, shes alot cooler than me so, its like, i gotta try really hard so i can look as cool as her...Maybe i should ask Tessa for advice...shes really cool you know.

:)


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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

okay so ive been thinking...

ive been having a long hard think the past few days and i have come to realise a few simple truths:

1) Me and tess are probably the coolest people to every exist on this planet. Really.

2) Tessa is probably too cool to ever post on this blog maybe more than once a month. So really im gonna have to start holding it down and churning out some toons for you peeps

3) Peanut butter and chocolate is probably the best ever idea. Ever. EVER. And that includes other cool ideas like the internet, swinging, and television

4) I dont seem to have anything better to do than type on this blog noone reads

5) This is probably the best picture of George Bush ever taken:



6) Google images isnt a whole lot of fun with safe search set to "on"

7) This is a tomatoe:


8) Im pretty sure tomato is spelled without the "e"

9) If i type "tessa rules" in google images i get this:




10) Hungarian Salami isnt as tasty when no-one talks to you on msn

:(